i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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