Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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