I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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