Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sext me about skeletons
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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