About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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