I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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