Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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