R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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