only if we run a train.
done.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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