:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we made out on top of his cat.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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