I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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