Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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