I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.