are you so shy because you have an std?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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