you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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