No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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