He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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