I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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