I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
my poor anus
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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