I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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