YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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