You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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