Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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