i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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