nut hugger
I don't think brook has ever known best
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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