Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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