My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just want nice things and good sex
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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