Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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