theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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