He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
