We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
