I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
