just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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