I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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