was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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