FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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