Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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