Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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