What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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