what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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