he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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