It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
