As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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