If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I need moral support for this bender
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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