I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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