no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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