google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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