i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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