Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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