Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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