I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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