normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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