Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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