I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Every concussion has its silver lining
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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