i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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