He kissed a someone with a penis
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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