Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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