Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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