is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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