We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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